Our Very first IUI

I worked this morning..starting take the uterine lining pills along with all of my metformin. As of this morning I am taking a pill cocktail in the morning. I must say it is very colourful...tomorrow I add onto my list progesterone suppositories. Who would have thought you had to take a pill up your who ha for something other than a yeast infection. Not gonna lie...not something I am looking forward too..considering I will have to do it 2 times a day for a very long while.

Anywho...on to what is very important which happened today. At 3:15 Doug came home..had to "Cum in a cup" as he would say..for his sample..before we left for the doctor. His joke is that we both got to play with plastic today..haha. We got there and knew it would be a bit of a wait...but our procedure has to be done in a certain amount of time..due to it is time critical after it is washed. So we sat there for awhile and got called in before ppl that had been waiting since around 2pm..I was largely hated i bet. Little do they all know what was actually happening..then maybe they might understand but I doubt it.

We get in the room..after emptying my bladder..strip from the waist down as normal..and continue to wait once again. There was a really neat canvas art piece in the room..new I believe for we have been in every one of the rooms in this office and had never seen it there before. It was all divided into little canvas cubes..showing different coloured eggs..all shaded and placed perfectly. My little joke was "Nice eggs doc". I did not actually say that to the doctor..but I told Doug and we kinda giggled a little. For we are playing with my eggs. I know corny right? 

So the doctor finally comes in...was frantically looking for some light for his head that he wears. He wanted it so badly...for he had just put batteries in it today and it works better. To be honest it looks like he was going spalunking or something. Kinda reminds me of a miners had light. He tells me he is going to try and get it precise as can be..I even got heated Duck Lips. Yes I said Duck Lips..that is what they look like to me..so that is what i call them. It makes it a little easier to accept I guess. He warns me about some discomfort and possible pain. Well it hurt like a %$##@&*(@#$%^&!!!! I figure I really should not swear on here..so fill in the blanks if you must. He told me if I did not feel any discomfort...there is definitely something wrong with me. Well the faces I was making..due to a lot of pain and weird sensations were hilarious. He used a catheter to inject the special guests...Seamen as I like to call them. Then lets me know we have to wait for 10 mins before I can get up. Doug and I played eye spy in the tiny little room ...cause what else do you do after an IUI and your not allowed to laugh or move.

After it was all done..We went out to see the doctor..He basically told us to Have as much SEX as possible..and to insure is that it would not affect anything. We got a jolly congratulations and goodluck...call me in two weeks if you don't get your period. Before we left we paid the $125.00 to the secretary...got a bloodwork sheet for later for if we need it..and we were on our way..back to walmart that is..to get the next drugs.

Here we are...all inseminated and such...hopefully carrying a new baby or babies. Who knows..and if not..we wait until next month again to start this whole process all over. Now the fun part..trying to figure out when I want to see my RMT and taking lots of interesting pills..here goes nothing.

As I am laying here and writing all of this on my couch, I am curious..excited...and thinking warm happy thoughts of a possible creation.